Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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