I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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