Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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