...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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