dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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