If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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