Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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