its not stalking. its research.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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