I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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