how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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