Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
the liver wants what the liver wants
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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