hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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