i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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