I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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