sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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