So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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