doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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