We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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