Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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