His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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