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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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