FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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