You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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