3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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