I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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