my mouth tastes like poor choices
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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