my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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