last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He shit in the fireplace
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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