He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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