so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
