You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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