at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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