hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
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Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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