the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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