...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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I love having hate sex.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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