I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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