Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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