I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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