i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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