I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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