Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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