did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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