They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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