MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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