their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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