I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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