the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
