We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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