I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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