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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
What a dumb baby whore.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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