STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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