Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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