So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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