Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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