All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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