Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
That's intense
My first STD was from a foam party
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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