Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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