dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I am one with the molecules
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