Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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